SMACK Thread

[PrimeX]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
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That's what happened to the last poor fukk who crossed Biggie. Back off or lose your necktie collection.

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What's with the fetish Maximus that's popping up on my screen asking me for a password for this red X?

Oh shit, I hear Biggin coming up...

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 14, 2002 07:40 PM: Message edited by: PrimeX ]</font>

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 14, 2002 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Smackie Chan ]</font>

[Pogue Mahone]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:
Come on, Pogue. That SBT wave broke a loooooooooong time ago. Get some new material.

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How's the saying go, better a has-been than a never-was? Big, you're waiting for smack to come in more anxiously than an 8 1/2-month pregnant sailor's wife standing at the end of the pier.

Relax, slow down, quite trying to force it. You'll come up with something funny eventually. You always do.

[Dr. Dooom]

Attention all you bitches in THE.

Time to sling a little mud around this fucking sad excuse for a smack board. I snuck in the side door of this piece of shit place to find motherfuckers lining the sides of the place like a goddamn junior high school dance. Time to get dirty.

As if you don't know my primary nic anyway, former-mod faggot Biggie. Your viagra seems to have kicked in and y'all pissed off like a bully who hasn't had mommy's love for some time. It won't take a huff and puff to blow your weak ass shit down.

Loaded up on Bacardi, Dr. Pepper and meth I'm fucking ready for any of the weak shit you bring like Mr. McFeelie speedylike.

Lets get dirty.

its like this and you know it.

[Biggie Cohen]

Pogue - Props, again, for the 500th time, on the SCSE. It was a great idea, brilliantly executed, and I led the charge to get it into the Archives. But it's over. If that's the horse you want to ride into the sunset, then be gone and stay gone. We get it. You made a funny list. Big ups.

Doooom - English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

[Jim in Fall River]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Dr. Dooom:

That's right.

Mudpuddling Dr. Dooom in the rooom.

Let's drop our stank drawers weak ass smack frontin shit and get to shrimpin'.

Fuck you and your fucking government. You can't step to my Maytag Service Style I see all you perpetrating homos from thousand miles around with my gay hairy ass detector. 12 speed and the Huffy bunch you will feel my uterus as it hits your dick and drips blood on your fucking bedsheets. I'm on some fudge clump stuck in a tunnel type shit. You've got no clue as to the technique that leaves my moms on the corner of Main and Vein at 3am. Get off my fucking sister before you leave this place in the back of my Dads basement gagged with fifteen pink ribbons tied tightly to your ass. Can't hide behind no fucking "Best of" list I'm doing 25-life sentenced to constant assplungering. You knew you'd eventually punk me if you kept a steady rate of breathing about the smack as you sit in your home downloading Anne Murray from Kazaa(my favorite). I'm an ass fucking man not taking any of this brie shit from stone-ground crackers like you waving to the Rex Reed with unzipped pants making little boys bare ass dance.

Right click and save the technique you will learn to keep your fucking backside out of my butt-radar as my stench reaches 15 time zones at one time. Worldwide only reaching those with the knowledge recognize the ability and blow the archbishop. On some Return of the Jedi type shit watch me lick your Jabba flabby ass on DVD over and over with Vapo-Rub all up in my ass. Shadowbox your buns while sucking a lot of cock. You reached your lofty status only by shitting on Dr. Dooom, King Bitch of Chicken-Head Coop De Ville.

Fifteen dead retards laying ass-up in my trailer is the new style.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Fuck you, pussy......

[Pogue Mahone]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:
Pogue - Props, again, for the 500th time, on the SCSE. It was a great idea, brilliantly executed, and I led the charge to get it into the Archives. But it's over. If that's the horse you want to ride into the sunset, then be gone and stay gone. We get it. You made a funny list. Big ups.

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No no no, you do it wrong. Try too hard. You try this already. Must move on. Water that does not flow stagnates. Man that does not walk sit.

You friend,

[Biggie Cohen]

Python - Would you please either edit B42's post and PrimeX's reply or give us your password for fetish maximus? Thanks, man.

[Dr. Dooom]

As posted from my fucking spaceship hovering high over Shea Stadium:

I'm the fucking headline in this place cancel all y'all bitch ass takes. Stop hoggin my nuts there's plenty of bitches like you in-line all waiting for a taste. Don't front on me I'm fucking walking downtown Lebanon with a detonator and the Los Angeles Raiders. Think you're big shit talkin' Biggie to a bunch of bitchass motherfuckers who can't even talk to girls without dialing 1-900 first. Big Bitch, calling out the entire board like we give a shit you just offed a little boy. So the fuck what I've got three of the Four Tops dead and stinking up the neighborhood. Cops roll up on the scene I paid them fuckers and practice techniques deemed obscene. On some 3002 type shit you can't comprehend my style for another 100 years. Like Vivica A. Fox taking three cocks you just in it for the wad.

Say thank you because I just taught you a fucking lesson like White Castle sitting your ass down on the toilet.

[Bobby42]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:
Python - Would you please either edit B42's post and PrimeX's reply or give us your password for fetish maximus? Thanks, man.</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fukk, can't you see the truth? It's beautiful man!

Sincerely,

Chuck Manson

edit: Smackie handled the link. Right on, man

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 14, 2002 08:08 PM: Message edited by: Bobby42 ]</font>

[Dr. Dooom]

Lookee there, JIFR is still trying to make a name for himself beyond remaining on hold for two hours. Thinks he can steal my shit and make a take of it. Cuda's spot is taken, fool. Uninventive and dull calling the real deal out and haytin got racked three months ago and never since. Fuck Boston and all the liverless redhead bastards in there. NYC eternal scoreboard on you sorry bitches as you look in your drawers and can't match the size. Tremble and watch my finger on the trigger your status is up to my discretion don't tempt me donkeyfucker. Ten undead crackhead Dominican motherfuckers roll up on you stuffing your fucking face in the Dunkin Donuts bathroom and take their turns with your asshole.